I am a freedom-loving human being and my dogs shall profit from it

So last week I went to pick up some snack treats for Freddy, our little Richardson Ground squirrel, (think Meerkat but smaller), and came across this pamphlet which the cashier was handing out at the register. Now I'm always interested in advertising and paper ads, usually due to some weird grammatical error, or slight in color scheme, but this one takes the cake. I think one of the key things to remember in translating something into another language, (in this case English), is to remember to HAVE SOMEONE PROOF-READ IT! I don't know with what software they used to translate the German to English, which was either free malware online let's take a chance software; or the actual person who translated it was doing so many drugs he forgot how to compose sentances, prepositions, or even common sense, but it made me laugh so hard I was crying.

Click the image for the bigger view, and please remember, "I am a freedom-loving human being and my dogs shall profit from it." Classic.